It's the time of the week AGAIN..

Today is Saturday, which is suppose to be a horrible day of the week. It's the day I'm getting my whole body all wet and soapy. Beside that, I have to endure about an hour standing inside that stuffy bathroom having my body scratch and massage. I hate that. Those water in my eyes, my nose, my mouth, my ears.. You can't really imagine how I hate to hear the word 'chong liong' (bath)!!!  Not to mention, 30mins of being prisoner inside my own 'room' under the very hot sun. If I don't bark call my Missy, she wouldn't bring me inside fast. Pheww..

On the other hand, there's a part of the whole process that I will enjoy. Which is the drying process. Missy brought out the hair fur-dryer and give me a thorough combing. I lie quietly and enjoy the warm air and brush of the comb. Sometime, I'm too comfortable, I fall asleep.. only to be awake rudely by my Missy who turn me over to dry the other side. ><"

However, today's quite different. I did not need to go through that, YET... I guess everyone's too busy to bother about me today so I get a holiday. I thought I can relax this week.

Too bad.

Just 2 hours ago, my Missy brought out all the tools and tell me to stay. Guess what she wanted to do with me. I made a good guess and I almost got away. But, Missy is too clever for me and I never really get to runaway. So, I have to let her made a fool out of me. Shaving my beautiful fur off my beautiful hands and legs. Trimming all my long furs off my paws. Cutting my so strong claws to short-nothing-claws.

If I'm a bad dog, I would have just run and hide someplace where she couldn't find me. Mind you, I did not. I am a good boy. Missy spend almost an hour with me. I'm so tired and it tickles. So you can imagine how I struggle.. Missy is strong. I couldn't get away. 

Now, my hands and legs all four are short just like a poodle.. I look so.. so.. outrageous.. I don't dare to look at myself at the mirror.. (not that I do..)

Anyway, I overhead something about 'chong liong'.. I guess I couldn't escape the weekly hours of being tortured bathed.. They sometime wonder why I know it is bath time.. Of course I know. I'm a clever boy! I always went to hide..

SHHHH.. maybe I might try my bites on whoever that catches me to the bathroom... Hmm..

I'm curious

Konnichiwa..  Watashiwa Lucky-desu.. 

I'm back! Let's see. Last night, I ate kimchi hotdog with my Missy. She's having her dinner and I'm taking my supper. But one thing, she is not very generous with me as I have waited so long and only get few bites. Does she really think that it is enough for my big stomach? I may look small, but I am BIG!

It really make me feel so frustrated at times when she ignore me. Therefore, sometimes I put my small tiny paws with my claws out on her leg or wherever I can reach. And then she knows. Ignore me huh! I'll teach you a lesson. 

You know what, sometimes, I really feel weird about these humans. They eat something and they kept drinking water. Why can't they learn from us? Eat finish 1st, then go for water. Right? 1 spoon rice, 1 glub water, 1 spoon rice, 1 glub water.. wasting time I called that. ME? I will eat everything I could before going to the bathroom for water. That's the way.

Btw, I'm also curious why human drink water that had been left out there for so long. Me, I wouldn't drink those water. I want clean, fresh and new water right from the tap. Don't try to cheat me with bringing my water bowl to the sink and bring it back to me without changing the water. I know. Hmph! Unless of coz, I'm dying of thirst, and everyone ignoring me, then I will have no choice but sipping the dirty water.. ugh...

Oh.. one more thing.. shh... Missy and Mistress is going to whack me if they found out, I've pee-ed at my own 'territory' again.. shhhhh